TRACEY MANN'S EMBARASSING FACEBOOK FAIL

Last Thursday I detailed here on the Tracey Mann Truth File how Tracey Mann is just an utter failure in life. Well, here it goes again, another week another failure.

The TRACEY MANN campaign continues to have serious problems with Facebook. Three weeks ago The Tracey Mann Truth File exposed how Tracey's hick/kind of redneck campaign manager, Jake DeVantier from Alabama (or something like that) announced to the entire world via Facebook that he was looking for "Random Play," causing many a father to put a leash on their daughters in the Salina area (except for those who escaped and made it to the Wild Wild West cafe there in Salina). 

Then two weeks ago TRACEY MANN announced to the entire world that he was actually IN Salina! Holy jeewizzerdoodles! I've been on Facebook for many a year and I don't know many people that actually announce that they are currently visiting where they live. That's like Rob Wasinger, our other favorite carpetbagger in the race, announcing to everyone on Facebook that he is in Burke, Virginia. 

What an idiot (or incompetent campaign staff).


Well, Here is the latest. On February 15, TRACEY MANN posted on Facebook:

So.... about a week went by and it was pretty clear that Tracey Mann's fans really didn't feel like taking the time to click a few buttons. So.... the campaign lowered expectations (great move~!) and posted this past Saturday:

Well today is Monday so let's take a look how everything worked out for Tracey Mann:

 

558 fans.... Congratulations, TRACEY MANN and campaign staff! You got a 55.8%, which if I remember correctly from my school days (a bit hazy from the keggers I attended with those plastic men) that would be an F!

AND WHAT DOES F STAND FOR? Hmmmm.. I will pick the PG version.

FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!

TRACEY MANN = FAIL!

 

  

  

 

 

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Click Here to become a fan! There are quite a few good lookin a woman on it, Jake "Random Play" DeVantier.

WELL THAT WAS....... RANDOM!

You heard it first here! 8 days ago, the TRACEY TRUTH FILE exposed the X-rated desires of Tracey Mann campaign manager Jake DeVantier, who, like Tracey Mann, just moved to Salina. Jake listed that he was interested in "random play" a.k.a. loose women. Now, he's only interested in women, which I suppose means that he is down with loose women or prudes. Way to expand your options, Jake! I am sure your preference change was completely random and had nothing to do with your fame on the TRACEY TRUTH FILE.

WELCOME TO THE WILD WILD WEST!

THE TRACY TRUTH FILE would like to extend a wild, wild west welcome to the newest member of the Tracy Mann Carpetbaggin Team, Jake DeVantier! Don't be fooled by Jake's Southern Baptist Tennessee roots. He ain't no mamma's boy sweet tea drankin goin on over to the mega-church every Sunday and Wednesday type of guy...

... He's ready to saddle up and find some "random play" here in Kansas!

Luckily, DeVantier won't have to go too far to find some random play after making the move from Tennessee to Salina, as the Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club is right down the road!

Check out that face, he's the next John Edwards!

Oh, Facebook, the gift that just keeps on giving.